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Every message gets a real, human reply within 48 hours (Mon–Fri). No copy-paste. No "we value your enquiry". Just an actual answer.

P.S. The bra-sweat stories?
Always welcome. ↓
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If you're old-school and prefer to write a proper email, here are the right inboxes for the right things.

Corporate

Workplace Bookings

Workshops, lunch & learns, male manager training, keynotes, discovery calls.

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Before You Hit Send

The quick answers,
just in case.

About 80% of messages I get are one of these five questions. If yours is in here, save yourself the typing. If not — fire away above.

How quickly will I hear back? +
Within 48 hours during the working week — usually a lot faster. If it's a press deadline, mark "URGENT" in the subject and I'll prioritise it. Weekend messages get answered Monday morning over coffee.
What's the cost of a corporate workshop? +
It depends on team size, format and whether it's in-person or remote. Drop me your details via the form and I'll send a tailored quote within 48hrs — or book a discovery call and we'll talk it through.
Do you do international work? +
Remote sessions: yes, anywhere with WiFi. In-person: UK is the regular patch, but I've travelled for the right gig. Mention it in your message and we'll figure it out.
Can I send you my menopause story? +
Please do — they're the heart of what I do. I read every single one. I can't promise to feature them all, but I'll always reply, and I'll never share without your permission.
Where can I buy the book? +
Mano Pause 101 and The Men's Guide to Menopause are both on Amazon, plus signed copies direct from the website shop. The next book? Watch this space.

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