Finally — someone's talking about menopause the way it actually bloody feels…
Welcome to The Menopause Raconteur Platform – where perimenopause, menopause and post-menopause gets the honesty, humour and straight-talking platform it deserves. No sugar-coating. No patronising wellness fluff. Just real talk, real laughs, and real support for the hormonal rollercoaster nobody warned you about.
Welcome to the Menopause Sisterhood
This is a community for women who are done shrinking, done apologising and done pretending they're "fine."
Signs of Menopause
If You've Recently Googled…Then Congratulations! —
You've found your People!
(Yes, these are completely normal and No! You're not going mad!)
Help Me Understand Why My Hormones Have Gone Full Feral.
Brain fog, rage, sweaty bras, missing words, disappearing libido and the overwhelming urge to throat-punch anyone who says "have you tried mindfulness?" — get the brutally honest, no-BS guide to what's actually happening to your body, what to ask your GP, and how to stop being gaslit into believing you're just "stressed," "emotional" or "a bit tired."
"I'm Not Losing
The Plot" Guide →
No Whispering Here — Pick Your Flavour Of Real Talk
Women have spent years being told to calm down, push through, and stop being "dramatic." Meanwhile their hormones are setting fire to their sanity, sex drive, memory and tolerance for absolute bullsh*t.
The Menopause Raconteur is for women who are done suffering politely. Done being gaslit. Done pretending they're fine. Done whispering about rage.
Here we do Funny. Loud. Honest & Slightly feral — and ALWAYS "Un-apologetically" us.
…Choose your flavour of chaos…Let's Shake Up Your Workplace
Menopause talks, workplace training, lunch & learns and male manager sessions that cut through the corporate nonsense, start the conversations nobody's having and stop women suffering through meetings while pretending they're "absolutely fine."
Work With MePress Play On The Madness
Weekly doses of hormones, hot takes and hilarious honesty — featuring replays of The Mood Swing Shift radio show, podcasts, lives, clips and chaotic little shorts covering menopause, midlife madness, relationships, rage and the absolute circus of being a woman right now.
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A hilarious, brutally honest survival guide for the men living through menopause second-hand — packed with hormone warnings, relationship-saving advice and essential tips on what NOT to say to a woman running on rage, zero sleep and fluctuating oestrogen.
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